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Hands down, the MOST fun in Nashville!
— Sara M.
I have never laughed so hard!
— Dave J.
Had a blast on the bus!
— Lindsey T.
Gil & Tater are sooo much fun!
— Rhonda D.
Put this on your Nashville Must-Do List
— Christa W.
Standard coach seats $35 Old timers 60 and over $30 Youngins 12 and under $25 – but likely will be over exposed to a level of tackiness that can forever warp their little minds. For groups – gaggles, litters, packs or herds of 12 or more $30 Tips are not necessary – but gas money is strongly advised! The bus seats Locals, Yankees or Furiners alike. Special rates available – for private parties, hillbilly reunions or corporate events.
Check your closets – Redneck clothing usually worn at least 2 sizes too small. Hat or cap – what are you trying to hide? Overalls – hell yeah. Wife beaters – shame on you Belt Buckles – the bigger the better. Shoes – If you happen to bring them. Also remember to proudly display all tatoos and please note a comedy tour means laughing and smiling. Don’t forget your teeth.
This Ain’t Your Granny’s Picnic! Alcohol – Bring Your Own Moonshine or any beverage of your liken’. Coolers Are Allowed – Size, gals think “carry-on luggage. ” Guy’s think “tackle box.” Just Good Eatin’ – Road kill, discouraged. Home baked goods, plan to share – after all we are family. Other appropriate eats, Beef jerky, pork rinds, anything from a can, Goobers, Whoppers and, of course, Goo Goo’s and Moon Pies. For all you vegetarians, vegans and other fruit cakes just bring gum.