#1 Nashville Bus Tour & Comedy Sightseeing Excursion
Standard coach seats $35 Old timers 60 and over $30 Youngins 12 and under $25 – but likely will be over exposed to a level of tackiness that can forever warp their little minds. For groups – gaggles, litters, packs or herds of 12 or more $30 Tips are not necessary – but gas money is strongly advised! The bus seats Locals, Yankees or Furiners alike. Special rates available – for private parties, hillbilly reunions or corporate events.
Check your closets – Redneck clothing usually worn at least 2 sizes too small. Hat or cap – what are you trying to hide? Overalls – hell yeah. Wife beaters – shame on you Belt Buckles – the bigger the better. Shoes – If you happen to bring them. Also remember to proudly display all tatoos and please note a comedy tour means laughing and smiling. Don’t forget your teeth.
This Ain’t Your Granny’s Picnic! Alcohol – Bring Your Own Moonshine or any beverage of your liken’. Coolers Are Allowed – Size, gals think “carry-on luggage. ” Guy’s think “tackle box.” Just Good Eatin’ – Road kill, discouraged. Home baked goods, plan to share – after all we are family. Other appropriate eats, Beef jerky, pork rinds, anything from a can, Goobers, Whoppers and, of course, Goo Goo’s and Moon Pies. For all you vegetarians, vegans and other fruit cakes just bring gum.
Nashville Palace
11:00 a.m. ‘Eryday (That’s 7 days a week folks!)
The Redneck Bus boards in the back parking lot of the Nashville Palace.
2611 McGavock Pike (AKA Music Valley Drive) Nashville, TN 37214
Free parkin’ round back!
Whiskey Bent Saloon
2:00 p.m. ‘Eryday (That’s 7 days a week folks!)
2:00 p.m. & 4:00 p.m. Saturday
The Redneck Bus boards in front of the Whiskey Bent Saloon.