Standard coach seats $40
Old-timers 60 and over $35
Youngins 12 and under $30 – but likely will be exposed to a level of tackiness that can forever warp their little minds.

Groups – gaggles, litters, packs or herds of 12 or more $35
Tips are not necessary – but gas money is strongly advised!
The bus seats locals, Yankees, or furriners alike.
Special rates are available – for private parties, hillbilly reunions, or corporate events.

Check your closets – Redneck clothing is usually worn at least 2 sizes too small.
Hat or cap – what are you trying to hide?
Overalls – hell yeah.
Wife beaters – shame on you
Belt Buckles – the bigger the better.
Shoes – If you happen to bring them. Also remember to proudly display all tattoos and please note a comedy tour means laughing and smiling.
Don’t forget your teeth.

This Ain’t Your Granny’s Picnic!
Drinks – Ya’ll are welcome to bring beverages on board in your favorite cups with lids. Open containers of alcohol are not allowed — keep it classy folks!
Coolers NOT Allowed – Remember, The Redneck Bus is a comedy sightseeing tour, not a party bus!
Just Good Eatin’ – Roadkill, discouraged. Home-baked goods, plan to share – after all, we are family.
Other appropriate eats– Beef jerky,  pork rinds, meat from a can, Goobers, Whoppers, and, of course, Goo Goos and Moon Pies.
For all you vegetarians, vegans, and other fruit cakes– just bring gum.