Standard coach seats $35
Old timers 60 and over $30
Youngins 12 and under $25 – but likely will be over exposed to a level of tackiness that can forever warp their little minds.

Groups – gaggles, litters, packs or herds of 12 or more $30
Tips are not necessary – but gas money is strongly advised!
The bus seats Locals, Yankees or Furiners alike.
Special rates available – for private parties, hillbilly reunions or corporate events.

Check your closets – Redneck clothing usually worn at least 2 sizes too small.
Hat or cap – what are you trying to hide?
Overalls – hell yeah.
Wife beaters – shame on you
Belt Buckles – the bigger the better.
Shoes – If you happen to bring them. Also remember to proudly display all tattoos and please note a comedy tour means laughing and smiling.
Don’t forget your teeth.

This Ain’t Your Granny’s Picnic!
Alcohol – Bring Your Own Moonshine or any beverage of your liken’.
Coolers Are Allowed – Size, gals think “carry-on luggage.”  Guys, think “tackle box.”
Just Good Eatin’ – Road kill, discouraged. Home baked goods, plan to share – after all we are family.
Other appropriate eats– Beef jerky,  pork rinds, anything from a can, Goobers, Whoppers and, of course, Goo Goo’s and Moon Pies.
For all you vegetarians, vegans and other fruit cakes– just bring gum.