#1 Nashville Bus Tour & Comedy Sightseeing Excursion

Standard coach seats $35 Old timers 60 and over  $30 Youngins 12 and under $25 – but likely will be over exposed to a level of tackiness that can forever warp their little minds. For groups – gaggles, litters, packs or herds of 12 or more $30 Tips are not necessary – but gas money is strongly advised! The bus seats Locals, Yankees or Furiners alike. Special rates  available – for private parties, hillbilly reunions or corporate events.

Check your closets – Redneck clothing usually worn at least 2 sizes too small. Hat or cap – what are you trying to hide? Overalls – hell yeah. Wife beaters – shame on you Belt Buckles – the bigger the better. Shoes – If you happen to bring them. Also remember to proudly display all tatoos and please note a comedy tour means laughing and smiling. Don’t forget your teeth.

This Ain’t Your Granny’s Picnic! Alcohol – Bring Your Own Moonshine or any beverage of your liken’. Coolers Are Allowed – Size, gals think “carry-on luggage. ”  Guy’s think “tackle box.” Just Good Eatin’ – Road kill, discouraged. Home baked goods, plan to share – after all we are family.  Other appropriate eats, Beef jerky,  pork rinds, anything from a can, Goobers, Whoppers and, of course, Goo Goo’s and Moon Pies.  For all you vegetarians, vegans and other fruit cakes just bring gum.